True stories:
2 days ago the conversation goes like this:
Eddy...getting dressed hits his belt on the metal bedframe
Lisa....still trying to sleep says "can you make more noise, I'm trying to sleep"
Eddy...sarcasticly as he can says "and the police cars didn't wake you up?"
Lisa....trying to be a city girl says "of course not...so shhhhh"
Eddy....says "piss off jerk"
Gosh I love him
Last night:
Lisa....in the bathroom brushing my teeth
Eddy....comes to the door and decides it's a good time to hold my butt while I brush my teeth
Lisa...accidently farts
Eddy....(with the most disgusted looked I've seen to date) "REALLLLLLY?"
Lisa...."I didn't mean to"....(while peein' in my pants)
Lisa....(in my head)...it's really just payback for the fart last week that Eddy released straight into the fan while I was just about to laydown on the bed....so said fart went directly, and I mean no passing go here, to my brain cavity....see payback.
Eddy....(to me this a.m. as we are laughing about it) "I'm logging that into my payback book"
Lisa....ultimate payback...blog about it :) ahhh the upper hand!
I love my life
I love Eddy